Bath time. Daddy is giving Bean a bath in the bathroom. Mommy is feeding Goobs his evening bottle in the nursery. Daddy and Bean are talking about the day.
Bean: "Oh Daddy, I love you."
Daddy: "I love you too Bean. Why do you love me so much?"
Bean: "Well Daddy, you are very useful."
Daddy: "What am I useful for Bean?"
Bean: (taps his finger to his lips. thinks for a moment) "You're useful for building things Daddy."
Daddy: "What is Goobs useful for?"
Bean: "Wiggling all over the place. That's what Mommy says he does."
Daddy: "What is Mommy useful for."
Bean: (thinks again) "For doing dishes."
Daddy: (Mommy can hear his snicker from the other room. Daddy tries for an answer that Mommy might like a little better) "What else is Mommy useful for?"
Daddy: (hears Mommy sigh from the other room) "Anything else?"
Bean: "Wiping me after I do a toot toot."
Mommy: (hanging her head and says in a rather terse voice to Daddy) "Just give up honey. You are just making it worse."
Daddy: "Mommy is very useful isn't she. We love her don't we."
Bean: "Of course we do Daddy."