Friday night. Daddy has just returned home. Mommy, Bean and Goobs are sitting at the table finishing dinner. Daddy comes in. Mommy is looking especially haggard this evening.
Daddy: Hi family, how was today.
Mommy: Don't ask. The most important thing is that today is almost over.
Daddy: Oh, ok. Well, I'm going to go change.
Mommy: Ok, when you come back down I need to run to the bank.
Daddy: (looks at Mommy suspiciously) But it is after 5 on a Friday. The banks are closed.
Mommy: Well, I just need to go to the ATM.
Daddy: Why? Can't you just go the next time you go out?
Mommy: (sighs, is becoming a little frustrated) Well, I need to get milk to.
Daddy: (Now very, very suspicious) But there was almost a full gallon this morning.
Mommy: (completely exasperated now) Ok, fine. If you are going to make me say it out loud then yes, I need to go sit in the car for 10 minutes. Just 10 minutes of quiet is all I need.
Bean: Can I go with you Mommy?
Mommy and Daddy: NO!