Bath time is over. Mommy is feeding Goobs his bottle in the nursery and getting him ready. Daddy and Bean are in Bean's room, getting him ready for bed.
Bean: "I want Mommy to do 'jamies and stories."
Daddy: "Mommy is taking care of Goobs right now. She will come in and do your stories after I get your pajamas on."
Bean: "I don't want Mommy to take care of Goobs. I want her to come in here NOW!"
Daddy: "Well, Mommy is Goobs's Mommy too. He wants Mommy to put him to bed. You have to share Mommy with him."
Bean: (obviously not on board with the whole sharing Mommy thing and seems a little surprised that Daddy would even suggest such a horrific idea and says with much conviction) "I don't want to share Mommy. She is my Mommy."
Daddy: "Well, she is Goobs's Mommy too. He needs to have a Mommy."
Bean: (trying to come up with a solution to the Mommy shortage. He cares about his little brother, but not enough to share his own Mommy with him) "Well, you can be his Mommy."
Daddy: "No, I'm his Daddy."
Bean: "Then Mommom can be his Mommy."
Daddy: "No, Mommom is his grandmother. Besides, she is already Mommy's mommy."
Bean: "That's ok Daddy. She can just be extra busy. She is just a little bit old and Poppop can help her."
Daddy: "We'll run it by them in the morning. But I'm pretty sure Mommy won't want to give up Goobs."
Bean: "They can just take care of him until I'm done with Mommy. Then Goobs can have her back."