So apparently I agreed to guest post. And obviously I agree to things too easily. So here goes...
Daddy got a bad feeling on Mommy's last day here, when Daddy decided to put a removeable shelf from Goobs's play kitchen in the dishwasher. So Goobs got a play kitchen for Christmas. Goobs also likes apple juice juice boxes. Goobs loves apple juice, but he really loves it in a juice box, because then he can take out the straw, turn it upside down, and squeeze the juice all over his play kitchen. So Goobs's play kitchen is often sticky. So Daddy thought, instead of wiping this shelf off again, why not just throw it in the dishwasher? It's gotta be dishwasher safe right? After all it's the shelf to his play dishwasher. So this happened:
And then we didn't manage to get it out of sight in time.
Goobs: Hey, what happened to my shelf!?
Daddy: Daddy accidentally put it in the dishwasher.
Goobs: You did that to my shelf Daddy?
Daddy: Yes. It was an accident.
Goobs: That's not nice. Daddy, that's not nice.
Oh, I am so screwed.