Bean: "Mommy, can I try that soda."
Mommy: "No you can't. First of all you aren't allowed to have soda and second of all this is my special soda."
Bean: "But it doesn't have caffeine 'cuz its' not brown. Can't I have some."
Mommy: "No, you may not. It is mine."
Bean: "Well, if I use the force I can move the glass towards me and taste it and you will never know."
Mommy: "No, you may not use the force or any Jedi mind tricks to get me to give you this soda. It's mine. There are very few things that are mine and this is one of them."
Bean: "I bet you would let me try it if I was Yoda."
Mommy: "No I wouldn't. I wouldn't let Yoda or Luke or Anakin or any other Jedi try it. Like I said, it's mine."
Daddy looks up from his dinner and smirks. He has wisely remained silent during this exchange.
Daddy: (In a very winky voice)" I bet you would let Han Solo try some."
Mommy: (Smirks herself) "Well maybe I would let Han Solo have some."
Bean: "Yeah, you would because Hon Solo uses a blaster and blasters are better than the force."
Mommy: " Yeah, something like that."
|Bean channeling his inner Yoda|